How do you plant dope?Bury a blonde.

Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''

Want to hear two blonde jokes?Listen to Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake.

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the...

Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?They're doing research on black holes.

Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching...

A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a girl begins to drown, screaming "lifesaver! lifesaver!"The blonde thinks for a moment, and then asks "cherry or grape?"

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

What do you call a blonde with 90 percent of her intelligence gone?Divorced.

What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.

There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.Once the contest started, it was clear that the brunettes were going to win...

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Q: What do you call a blonde who eats too much?A: Fat.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called"How to Hug"?Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia...

How do you keep a blonde at home?Build a circular driveway.

One day, a blonde went to go get lessons on how to fly a plane.The guy at the airport said there were no more plane flying lessons this year but she could take helicopter lessons.The blonde agreed...

There were nine blondes and a brunette hanging of a rope 100 stories high. They had decided that one of them had to get off.They argued and argued and finally the brunette said ''I'll go.''The...

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?Artificial intelligence.

A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked...

Last night I went home to my blonde girlfriend, and told her I was going to screw her brains out.Then I realized I was too late.