Q: Why did the frog cross the road?A: It didn't.

How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?Marry her.

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?A: Five golden dings, four calling nerds, three French men, two purple gloves, and a bar fridge and a party.

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened."Well, I was having a quiet round of golf...

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of...

How do you drive a blonde crazy?Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them.

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.

Confucious say: blonde who fly upside down have crack up.

How do you change a blonde's mind?Blow in her ear.

One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend.The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, ''I don't...

What's brown and red and black and blue?A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes

What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?"Thanks for the refill!"

Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.

Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?A: The one with the kick stand.

A blonde lady nervously took her typewriter to the doctor and said she thought it was pregnant.The doctor said why do you think that? She said, ''Because it missed a period.''

How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!

Why do blondes like tilt steering?More head room.

What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?Nothing - they've never met.

Q: What do you call four blondes in a Volkswagen?A: Far-from-thinkin