What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes.

What do you call 24 blondes in a box?A case of empties!

Why do blondes have vaginas?So guys will talk to them at parties.

Why do blondes have more fun?They are easier to keep amused.

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun- they just don't remember who with.

Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?To keep her ankles warm.

Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons

Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome?While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.

Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

Why can you not teach blondes to waterski?When they get wet, they roll over on their backs!

Q: What do virgins and blondes have in common?A: Nothing!

Why do blondes wear underwear?They make good ankle warmers.

What do turtles and blondes have in common?If they're on their back, they're screwed!

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)Because they can spell it.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the air conditioner after sex?A: She turns the ignition key.

What do you call a blonde without an asshole?Divorced.

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?She was having sunny periods.