A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of...

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what everyone says, blondes really are smart. While her husband is at work, she decides that she is going to paint the living room in their house....

A blonde friend of mine was looking for some transportation, so I bought her a Woody.I called her up later and asked how she like it.She told me it was OK, but that it didn't look so good once she...

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me,...

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?A: One.

Why did the blonde stop using the pill?Because it kept falling out.

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"The...

Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?She realized she gave her last blowjob.

How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.

A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."The librarian replies, "This is a library."So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!"Then whispers, "I'm here to...

What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests....

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?Blonde: I don't know. Why?Teller: It was easier to spell.Blonde: Easier than what?

Why is a blonde like a door knob?Cause everybody gets a turn.

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him,...

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?Because blonds are so shallow a long joke wouldn't fit.

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?A: Go home!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?Proof-reading.

There was a blonde driving down the road one day.She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field.She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight.The blonde angrily...

How do you get a blonde on the roof?....tell her drinks are on the house.