What did Princess Diana die of?Car-pole-tunnel syndrome.

How can we be sure Princess Di's driver was not from Pittsburgh?He'd have slowed down before entering the tunnel.

Q: How do you find out Michael Jackson's sperm count?A: Look it up in Webster's.

What does Diana and Cinderella have in common ?Their car became a pumpkinHint: In spanish pumpkin (Calabaza) is synonymous of shit (caca)

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Why did they have to stop doing the wave at the Skydome in Toronto?Beacause a blonde drowned in it.

6. Both are made out of plastic.5. Both are full of hot air.4. Both are frequently passed from man to man.3. Both have been known to score.2. Both are often handled by hot, sweaty guys on...

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.''As soon as I clock off'' he said, ''I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then screw the arse off that...

A cop pulled over a car for swerving all over the road. The blonde at the wheel looked very confused and scared."What's going on here, ma'am?""Well, I was driving along when all of a sudden there...

Did you hear about the blonde who died drinking milk?The cow fell on her.

How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?With a tire gauge!

Why are Iranians so smart?Because none of them are blonde.

Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes?A: Elvis has been sighted.

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?It swells at night.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?Gifted!

Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.