Tech Support: Tech support, Greg speaking. User: Hello. Do I have to buy stamps to send e-mail? Tech Support: No...no, m'am. You do not need to buy stamps to send e-mail. User: Okay. Bye....

Manager: Did you call Mr. Niffle about his connection problem? Tech Support: Yep. Manager: And the diagnosis was? Tech Support: A classic case of PEBKAC. Manager: PEBKAC? Tech...

Tech Support: Not another one. Coworker: That must be an interesting e-mail. Tech Support: It's from a customer. I don't know how to answer it. Coworker reads: Dear Tech Man. I Can't...

Tech Support: I'm sorry m'am, but I can't help you with that. It just isn't something I have ready access to. Manager: What was her problem? Tech Support: She couldn't remember her password....

User: I can't dial out to get my e-mail and if you don't fix it RIGHT NOW I'm going to cancel my account! Tech Support: Yes ma'm. I'll try my best. What's the most immediate obstacle? User:...

In case nobody smile to you today, I will ...

EVERYONE NEEDS TO FEEL SECURE....

MAN...I'M GETTING SO FAT I CAN HARDLY SCRATCH MY OWN BUTT!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3.Set all the alarm...

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy. ...