I was driving into the old historic section of town and found Tim, one of the bartenders at The River City Grill curled up on a curb alongside the road in tears.I stopped the car and hollered over...

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a...

A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of ivisional Manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the...

An accountant was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his...

An architect, an artist and an accountant were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their...

  A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.  ...

What will you say if you were caught?