Seductive tracks of professional snow skiers

Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a streetcorner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. I'd really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front...

A best friend of blind man -- seeing eye dog. (This cartoon is very funny by itself. But I'm not making fun of the blind. Please forgive me if it offends you.)

Make sure it doesn't happen to you in water skiing. : )

It is said that nothing can keep a REAL theft away!

Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving 1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past...

Q: What's the best kind of car to be driving when you're ready to play chicken? A: A coupe.

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone....

Top 10 Reasons College Students Are Looking Forward to Thanksgiving Break : 10 : You'll know that your turkey is a Butterball rather than a Grade E yet semi-edible fur ball. 9 : Your mother...

  Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.  

'Your pulse is a bit fast today.' 'That's not my wrist you're holding. Nurse!'

Hurry up and cut'em loose paw! I still hafta finish fixin lunch...

The beauty trap

"Are you sure my face in this shot?"

"It must be a very angry wife."

Funny t-shirt design: All daddy wanted was a blowjob...