The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his...

Customer: I have problems printing in red...Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.After she insisted, he...

Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed  the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to 'good  manure' that must be used on flowers.Some society ladies ...

God made man and then rested.God made women and then no one rested

A young boy decided he wanted to make some extra money, so he ask his Uncle Joe if he could work on his farm.Uncle Joe wasn't sure the boy could handle the hard work on a farm, but decided to give...

Practical English for Travellers Some 'genuine' translations from around the world...Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN...

A mother mouse and her three children crept out of their hole into the kitchen and began feasting on some delicious bits of food. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, Mother Mouse saw a cat...

An old man and his wife were listening to their favorite radio evangelist, who promised, "With God's incredible powers behind me, I can heal anything! Place one hand on the radio and the other on...

As an instructor in driver education at the local area High School, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel.One day I had three beginners in the car,...