A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate:"I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities."Back came the answer:"Marry a penguin."

How many IBM PC owners does it take to screw in a light bulb?Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.

Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message.She then...

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?A: Because they aren't his!

It says: "Press Any Key"It means: "Press any key you like but I'm not moving."It says: "Press A Key"(This one's a programmers joke. Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.)It says: "Fatal...

10) E-Mail flames from some guy named 'Fluffy.'9) Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.8) You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.7) Your web browser...

Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE? Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Customer Service Rep: The first step is to...

DOS Air:Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane,push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hitsthe ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the...

DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can....