Some Strange National Laws in Singapore (Actual Facts)* Chewing gum on subways may result in fines and/or jail time.* The sale of gum is prohibited.* Homosexuals are not allowed to live in the...

At the day-care center where I work, some of the children were telling me about their siblings."My brother takes horseback-riding lessons," bragged one."My sister takes gymnastics," said...

My husband and I were returning home from our childbirth class at Manhattan's Beekman Hospital. Noting my obvious pregnancy, the taxi driver, a Mr. Ho, proceeded to tell us about his wife's...

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked to the Food Service...

As we prepare for mother's day we want to honor our mother's who taught us:LOGIC:"If your fall off that swing and break your neck, You can't go to the store with me."MEDICINE:"If you don't stop...

My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it."Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.""How come?" I asked."Well," he...

Miss Jones had been giving her second-grade students a lesson on science.She had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of ironNow it was question time and...

Q: How do really small people call each other ?A: Microphones !

Girl: "There's a new diet where you don't eat any carbohydrates."Boy: "What are carbohydrates?"Girl: "No bread. No cereal. No rice. No potatoes. No chips, crackers or pretzels at all!"Boy: "That...

Jill: Have you ever "loved and lost"?Nadine: No, I usually "loved and threw away"!

Three hungry Korean guys walk into a restaurant and sit down. One of them reads a sign, translates to the others, and then they whip down their pants and all start to whack off furiously.The...

It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's...

Boy : "Mom, who made the moon?"Mother : "God made the moon." Boy : "Well then, who made the stars?"Mother : "God made the stars too." Boy : "And, who made the trees?"Mother : "God made the trees,...

Caller: Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?Operator: I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand.Caller: On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax...

Sam, the owner of a small business, hired a consultant to critique his company's operations. The consultant gave Sam some bad news. "Your sales group is too large. You need to get rid of one of...

The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher."Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language.Where did you hear it?""My daddy said it." he responded."Well, that doesn't matter,"...

On a visit to the library I happened to notice a man and a woman, both deaf, signing with intense gestures, apparently in a heated debate. The man said something, and the woman seemed upset. She...

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!" The husband says,...

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week"."Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I...