A man in his 40's goes in for a physical.The doctor says "I have good news and I have bad news."The man says, "Give me the bad news first."Doc says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can...

On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses...

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next...

For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something...

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her....

Q: Who made the first soft drink?A: Adam -- he made Eve's cherry pop

Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"Wife: "Over my dead body!"Husband: "How else?"

The new minister's wife had a baby. The minister appealed to the congregation for a salary increase to cover the addition to the family. The congregation agreed that it was only fair, and approved...

Two gay men decide to get themselves chased by the police for a laugh. So one of them offers to beef a copper, and promptly they are chased by two burly policemen, who are very pissed off. Soon...

A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror....

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman...

Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws interns!

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up...

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and...

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and everyone elses' stinks.

A travelling salesman's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by -- and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a...

Women in Washington D.C. were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said ''Not again.''

A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?"After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear,...

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was...