A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy...

There were three men in a bar. All three were sitting at the bar stool and one got up to use the bathroom. The other two men started talking. One man said, ''So what's new in your life?''The other...

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone in his family that does something amazing. The next day, he returns and tells the class that his father eats lightbulbs. "How do you know that?"...

Why are pubic hairs curly?So you don't poke your eye out.

Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don't poke your eye out.

Love's a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population of the next generation.Do you understand my explanation?Or do you need a...

Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?A: They are both meat substitutes.

Q. What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?A. Eat, drink, and be Mary!

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his...

Q: What did the dick say to the condom? A: Cover me -- I'm going in.