Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue,And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.Yore hair is like cornsilk, A-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's, And without all them fleas.You move...

A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display.Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do...

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.The game of choice for frontline workers is football. The game of choice for middle management is tennis. The...

Q. What do you get with a corduroy condom?A. A groovy kind of love.

Q. What do call a good cook?A. A master baster.

Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.

One Sunday, my priest asked if I could cover his Confession shift for him -- he said it was easy, since he had a sin list inside the booth which listed both sins and penance. I agreed and took the...

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me I'm going in.

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk. "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells,...

Why'd the condom cross the road?He got pissed off!

A guy was at the supermarket and after buying a few things he began to queue up in this really long line for the checkout.After about 15 minutes in the line he reached the checkout girl and just at...

Nike Condoms: Just do it. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple. California Lotto Condoms: Who's next? McDonalds Condom: One Billion...