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On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female...

There was a couple who did not want their children to know when they were going to have sex, so they decided on a code of ''writing a letter.''One day, Daddy said to his daughter, ''Tell your mommy...

A guy walks into a pub and says, ''Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?''The bartender says, ''Why is that there? Is it annoying?'' "Yes," the man said, ''it's driving me nuts."

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?A: Because he had a hor-monica.

Re: DNA Test Results:   Clinton, William JeffersonDear Mr. Starr: The test on the dress came back inconclusive. Everyone in Arkansas has the same DNA. Apologies, The FBI

Q: Do you know why Bill Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?A: Because he likes to bend pages!

Q: What are the ingredients for the new, improved Clinton stew?A: One wiener, one tongue, one cooked goose, lots of spilled beans and hot water.

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day, but a mixup in the afterlife paperwork sends them to the wrong places: the Pope goes to hell and Bill goes to heaven.After a couple of days they fix...