Q. Why can't Bill Clinton work at KFC?A. He can't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and...

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything...

What did the man say to the toothpaste model after she gave him oral sex?"WOW! Those are the whitest teeth I've ever come across."

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the pearly gates. Peter greets them and tells them that they are all evil men who SHOULD go to hell - but because it's Christmas, he'll let them...

Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?Secretary: My lawyer.

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie...

Mama always told me girls are like a box of chocolate covered-cherries: they can either be dark or light on the outside, but they're always pink on the inside.

One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, and the third one's arm was...

Children in the back of the car cause accidents.Accidents in the back of the car cause children.

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sun rise.  He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll...

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking very frustrated.The egg mutters, to no one in...

Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops."I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a week...

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells...

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penisâ� written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next...

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