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A kid with a bicycle can do more work than two women

OMG, this couple are really huge!

To be an Indian cooker is said to be very difficult.

Toilet roll holder

Hug - salt & pepper shakers

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.He...

Two old ladies were standing on a street corner smoking cigarettes. It started to rain and one lady said, ''Great, now I'll have to put this out.''The other lady said, ''No you don't, i have some...

Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?A: Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Buffallo Billy had a ten-foot willy He showed it to the girl next door She thought it was a snake So she whacked it with a rake And now it's only five foot four

A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the biggest dick in town. One of the guys gets...

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."...

Why don't witches wear undies?To get better grip on their brooms.

What do Brooklyn and women in tight jeans have in common?Flatbush.

This elephant is voted as the coolest pet on the earth.

You can print and paste it on your clothes and then fall asleep in subway.

What is the word 'non-virgin' in German?Brokenhymen