There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton of money off the stock market and decided to retire to a ranch in Montana. One day he was out in his front yard planting some flowers when he sees...

A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?"Feeling his wife's gaze...

What did the bra say to the hat?"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."

Why did the boy scout get kicked out?He was caught eating a brownie!

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor...

What's the difference between boiling water and a woman?You put a piece of meat in boiling water and it gets softer...

Q:What does Bob Dole and the Empire State building have in common?A: They both took 410 days to be erected.

A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him."Sir, what are you yelling about?...

A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they...