A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away, so can you...

What do you call an expert fisherman?A masterbaiter.

An expert fisherman is a ''master-baiter.'''

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?To make sure she's the First Lady...

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim,...

Q: Why is a fire truck red?A: If someone pulled your hose you would turn red too.

Q: How do you know Bill Clinton is done having sex?A: You have to wipe the Whitewater off your dress...

Two good ol' boys were driving down the road when they needed some gas. After a while, they saw a sign that read "Free Sex with Fill-up." They decided to pull in and asked the attendant for a full...

This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars...

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it....

Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film?It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

What's the favourite pickup line in a gay bar?"May I push your stool in?"

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite Things" from the movie"The Sound of Music"Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,Big Macs and French fries and girls with big faces,Lots...

Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite card game? A: Poker.