And here we were gettin' all titillated by 16 megapixel digital cameras when along comes the GigaPxl Project making us feel like right fools — yeah that's not a typo, four billion mofo'in pixels!...

What's the difference between a fat woman and a virgin?A fat woman's trying to diet, and the virgin's dying to try it!

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.â� The boy said, “Dad,...

Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and she asked who BoB was!

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row."I saw an airshow. And it was very fascinating.""Good, but I...

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt...

A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice: “The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but...

When is the only time you should fake an orgasm?When you have a Rotweiller rooting your leg.

What's the definition of innocence?A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making little sleeping bags for mice.