Jane was sitting in anatomy class on day when her teacher asked her a question. He inquired, “What grows to 10 times its original size when excited?â�Jane blushed and said...

A man comes home to his wife, and he is chuckling. His wife asks him what is so funny. ''''A limerick I heard today at work. But I can''t tell you,'''' he says. ''''It''s too dirty.'''' ''''Don''t...

What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?The head Nurse!

A man was in a doctors office and the doctor walked in and said, ok what do you need today sir.The man pulled down his pants and showed the doctor his beat up, bruised, and bleading penis.The...

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place...

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A dikfer." "What's a dikfer?" "Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?You come in one and you go in the other!

What is the difference between a boy and a girl?The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

A man arrives home one evening and found his wife in bed with another man. The husband grabbed the offending man by his nob and dragged him to the garage.After putting his dick into a vice and...

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!

Dial-a-condomMay 31, 2004A Swedish aid organisation is to roll out a new line of defence to thecountry's emergency services - the condom ambulance.From Friday, June 4, amorous couples can call the...

A regular guy and Tyra Banks are the only survivors of a shipwreck. They somehow find themselves on a deserted island. At first, Tyra wants nothing to do with the very average guy, but after a...

A woman met a man at a club and went back to his place for sex. Afterward, she said “You must be a good dentist.â�He replied, “How did you know I'm a...

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist...

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs."That is something you're never going to talk about again. And you shouldn't touch...

Two lesbians walk into a whorehouse and ask for the youngest girl they got. The madam looks at them for a second and says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers!"

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years and the farmer figured getting a new rooster...

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends. I'm afraid he will not be faithful.A: A man's capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual...