An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, "I have a dead pussy."The driver pointed to the woman in...

When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.When you are dating..... He takes you out to have...

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and...