A homosexual walked into a bar and said to the bartender, in a rather feminine voice, "Where is everyone?"The bartender turns to the gay with a scowl and said, "Out the back, hanging a fag."...

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday!

Why does a man's penis have a hole in it?So he can get oxygen to his brain.

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.Police are looking into it.

What's the difference between a hobo and a homo?A hobo has no friends and a homo has friends up the ass!

A guy was riding down the road when he saw a pretty young lady standing with her thumb out. The driver pulled over and offered her a ride. She got in, and they started driving."My name is June...

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?A: The President after Bush!

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.The guy says, ''Who is this?''''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.''We don't have a maid,'' says the man.The woman says, ''I was hired this...

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they...