If a light sleeper can't sleep with a light on, can a hard sleeper sleep with a hard on?

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide rights to Viagra?He's renaming it MICROHARD.

What do you get when you are on you hands and knees?You get very dirty.

What two men's hobbies require the most hand-eye coordination?Video games and porno.

10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag....OH! You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She's got...

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?A: Kneel to the Chief!

Q. Why are guys faster than girls?A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy said to the other, ''Let's go downtown and get a couple of girls!'' So they went downtown that night, but the girls they found thought they were...

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day.""Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The...

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This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls out a picture of a beautiful girl, about 20. He orders drink after drink after drink. Finally, the bartender asks why he's...

Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?Because he always finishes second!

What's the highest position in the Greek Navy?Rear Admiral!

One day, two drunks were stumbling around in the streets of New York, when they decided that they were beginning to get sober. They checked their pockets to see how much money they had on them....

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various...

A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed.The old...

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa."That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps...