Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

While a lock system doesn't keep your car from being stolen, a car dressing does.

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.The first Catholic women tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father."The second Catholic...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come inpacks of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, ''I''ve been seeing this girl for a...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild...

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas."He questioned her as...

What is the best thing God ever created?The vagina.What was the worst thing God ever did?Let women manage it!

Q. Why did God invent men?Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey...

Two guys were driving down the road when they saw a goat with its head stuck in a fence."Hey man pull over here," said one of the guys. "I want to go screw this goat." He does, and when he is done...

What does a lesbian need to become a lesbian?A licker license!