Just look at this poor goal-keeper.

You never know a train in India until you travel there.

Fashion girl in the Competition Challenging The Best Freeride of the craziest.

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta?Oh, grand! It's Bond.James Bond? O07?Shaken not stirred? Tuxedo? The trunk-sized jet pack? We had a run in...

How do you get 1 1/2 pounds of meat out of a fly?You unzip it!

3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the...

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, ''Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention ... the assembly line for the automobile changed the...

Q: What does Clinton say to interns as they leave his office?A: Don't hit your head on the desk!

1) Chest Trays2) NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)3) Pastor Baiters4) Mounds of Shame5) Heavenly Canteens6) Pearly Weights7) Hooteronomies8) Pizza Pizza9) Sweater Undulations10) The Daughters of...

What has three balls and comes from outer space?E.T., the Extra-Testicle!

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it.  This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet.It will re-write your hard drive. ...