In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the...

(which in our society means over 25)An older woman can wear any hat she chooses and nobody will laugh. A younger woman wearing the same hat will always look like a lampshade in a brothel. An older...

Impotence is nature's way of saying no hard feelings.

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner."If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef.""If you could screw," replied the wife, "we could fire the driver."

Did you think you could ever be this happy again?

"Latesha Ruined Casual Friday For Everyone" Not only have casual friday's been cancelled, but there's actually talk of just cancelling friday all together after this incident.

"When I said to wear reguilar weekend attire on casual Friday, I didn't know you were a nudist."

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?A smartass!

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, that's how u...eat an ice cream!

One day a hunter was walking through the woods and spotted an Indian Chief being chased by a grizzly bear. So the hunter pulled out his trusty rifle and shot the bear, saving the Indian Chief's...

What has 148 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk?My zipper!

A young man just got a new job running the register at a store. The old-timer said he would teach him how to sell things. "Watch how I do it" he said to the new hire as a man came up to the...

I saw your dad walking down the street the other day...I called him a faggot and then he hit me with his purse.

How many interns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?None �they're too busy screwing the President!