Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.One old lady turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"The other replies, "Oh sure I do."The first old lady asks, "What...

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th anniversary in the same hotel and city where they spent their honeymoon. Before the act, he excused himself and went to loo and after a while came...

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at...

Have you heard where many seniors are opting to spend their second or even third honeymoons?Viagra Falls.

One day a little boy goes to his Mother and asks her, "Mom, do honies have legs?"The Mother replies, "Why are you asking me this?" to which the little boy answers,"Because every night when I go to...

A group of homosexuals were attending a car-key party.One bet the others that he could recognise the make and model of any car by sticking the ignition key up his arse.The first key he correctly...

Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya?Cause gay men like Dick and lesbians love Bush.

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