If the fish can fly, the aircraft manufacturer goes bankruptcy.

How Do You Draw a Leopard Tattoo?

Next thing I know is that she will want me to go trick or teating with her.

Cat also enjoys the halloween holiday.

Maybe we didn't evolve from monkeys?

Send the type of thong cookie you like most to your girl if you are shamed to tell her directly.

Just when I thought doggie outfits could get no more shameful.

Just the female could make such car accident!

The most cheapest way to driving a car when the price of oil is getting higher and higher.  

  Geraldine wondered if her itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini looked a bit funny on her massive smassive dotty spotty grey and lumpy lardy botty.

When the scene out the window is this, I can understand why.

The only pool for 8,000 miles in any direction.

Good role model for her younger siblings in the mirror.

A really unique way to move a car.

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