You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a...

A Dalmatian dog's trouble :Honey please,just calm down,let me explain...

Little dog,I'm sure I can run after you!

These are the just shoes which fit me well.

A sleeping dog wears just like a naughty boy.

The bears in the forest are leading a morden life.  

Help!Help!I cannot be the condiments of the soup!

I'm so lovely a orang,do you think so?

Hello fly,would you please go to he devil?

We are the twins?No,I'm more handsome..

Just a cat coming from Russian which only likes the tobacco and the alcohol.

What is the little dog looking at under the chair!

Hi man!What are you doing?Don't do that!

How do you think the muscle of the strong man?

The most beautiful woman in the primeval times.How sexy she is..

Don't rush away!Stop there!The 19th hole!

Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100%...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or one at a time?" The guy says," Oh, I want them both now. One's for me and one's for this...

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy...

A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "You're already out of your head."