A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the...

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"...

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "do you have any grapes ?" the bartender gets the grapes starts to hand them to the duck... the duck said "put them on my bill" .

A physician, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The physician remarked, "Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a...

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can...

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table...

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. the brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. half way down the driver managed 2 stop the...

There was a woman standing on the edge of a cruise boat, when the wind started to blow and she lifted both of her hands to keep her hat from flying off. A man approached her and said,"Madam the...

Once a blond was driving a car very rashly and in a zig zag way. a policeman caught him, asked him why he was driving car in such a way is he drunk. blond answered i am learning how to drive a car....

The baby is so suprised when kissed by a dog.

I'm old enough to read the magazine <play boy>  .

Did you think you could ever be this happy again?

I'm the winner in the boxing games! Thanks to my mother!

Just a couple of brothers,but who is the elder?

How lovely two little "rats"  sleeping in the shoes!

Hi man!Dare you have a fight with me?

Hi,big kangaroo,I'm taller than you!

A kid who goes to the modern times with a modern boot.

How lovely a baby,how lovely a president,just like everyone of us.