Sometimes, they just don't turn out the way you expect.

I had something I really needed to tell you,but I suffer from CRS..

Special kid with a special hair looks very special..

Hey,I'm a KongFu dog ! I will kick your ass !

What have you got to smile about ? Shut up !

I'm a cleanly pig. Do you love me ?

What the hell is going on ? Are you a idiot ?

Situation in Iraq is very dangerous! Turkey is not exception!

Hey, what the hell is going on ?! I'm virgin !

STOP !Don't move ! You are the only turkey in Thanksgiving Day!

I need have a break . Don't disturb me .

Go home ! I need have a rest ! Come on !  

Er, I think I have drunk too much beer.

Hey, Turkey run away!! Stop, don't move !

Oh ,my god .The ma'am is naked ! I love it !!

I'm a lucky sailor ! This is my sweet heart !

Hey, what the hell are you doing ? Ma'am!!

I'm just a dog up side down...

Oh..What a lovely sleeping dog..

Hey,guys, what the hell is going on ? Are you high?