After seeing his latest approval rating, it appears President Bush's heart has dropped into his stomach.

You would better not sit here.

Maybe this is a good method to send help immediately.

This is how a bullet runs through an apple..How wonderful..

Honey, this is so romantic.

It's a very clever idea to have one's hair cut..

If you have such a son,what would you like to do?

If the bra had been invented by a man. ..

So ture,that is when go to gap,buy a pair of pants..

This was funny the first time, but it's overdone now.

You can't argue with math.

Making all of the other cactai feel inadequate.

Why men and women rarely understand one another.

A new sport in the making.  

How'd you like to run into this little guy?  

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

Bill always demonstrated a healthy interest in his female classmates.

It almost looks like the truck crashed into a giant wall of wheat.  

Why Mom loves to take the kids to the amusement park.

What kind of horsepower does that thing have?