Why do you look at me?! we are the same,eating cabbage.

I am taking a butter bath? look! aren't me beatiful? 

When the pity old man flying so fast,a plane fly towards him and bump him!

It is too fast and abrupt! I couldn't move and no time to move ! my pity mouth and nose!

This one must be the most women's lovest bike!

Hi,guy,are you drinking too much? what about taking  one more ?

Am I dreaming?! but I like this dream!

Not only birds can fly!

Nothing behind! do you dare to stand on it ?

My job is opening the door and close it!

A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner! Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So...

Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be...

From Reuters News Service: Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even...

Look ! I am so cute! Why don't you kiss me ?

Heh! What are you doing, imp?

What tinpot trousers! It make a show of myself.

Look at my hair. Isn't it the longgest hair in the world.

It is the most wonderful performance in water ballet. You are too lucky to see that.

OH, I like to eat watermelon and I think this is too small.

I am a delicious hamburger. Please help yourself.