Mum,when will you come back? The naughty cat bully me.

Oh! Coke is more delicious than water,I will drink Coke from now on.

We have the biggest breasts,do you want to marry me?

My new shoes looks like milch cows,I like them very much.

It was a pity that there was no grassland in modern city, so I made one for my walking.

The traffic was so heavy that my car can't move. For this reason, I had to catch underground with my car.

Ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention to her teeth. The reason why her teeth are like flambe is her smoking.

I was a loser in this game and also lost my face so that I had to hide my face in my rival's briefs.

I would rather take the bike in my arms when I am sleeping than my girlfriend.

You block my way and I piss you,isn't it fair?

We have no meney to go home,please do us a favor while watching our performances.

Whenever should we not forget to protect our environment, no matter we are eating or shitting.

Open your month and let me check it. I wonder if you are loyal or not.  

Beauty is used both to amuse men and to open the bottle cap.

My owner,please look at my new mask,is it cool?

Don't move, stupid snowman,or you will be melt.

The casual gril didn't found she had made a serious error.

Look at weight problem,the different attitude between woman and men is very obvious.

Honey! today is our wedding day,this calls for a celebration.

It is too painstaking as a special private detective.