Everyone should take his best shot.

Forget about the porridge! I made goldilocks stew.

It was getting a little crowded in heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into heaven, you had to have a real bummer of a day when you died....

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then...

This must be the best advertisement for Google.

We all have to do our part at work.

This guy will become a famous bandsman in not far future, and from his professional expression we can find that.

Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and atomic bombs.

From these reasons, we find that why trick or treating is better than sex.

Beating the odds requires great planning, intellect, and cunning.

That is a company's interesting employee notice.

The small dog has so big a testicle!

The sexy woman must feel very tired,because she is too plump.

Can you see a naked gril from the picture? It's too strange.

What can you see from the picture?two naked women or two hands?

She is the most beautiful cow bride,Don't you think so?

The baby will fall,he is our friend,let's help him.

What an original billboard! but it is dangerous set it on the road.

Lady first,I'm a gentleman,so let the mother and her baby pass first.

Even the nun like racing very much,what a mad nun!