Ah-ha,what a clever gril! the new means of cheating is very good.

The day is too hot,my new clothes are very cool.

Oh! bad luck,but fortunately I can fly.

Oh! dear friend.the coins are yours,the paper money are mine,It's very fair.

Do you like this kind of car? It's a car with chinese characteristics.

I'm going to a fancy dress party,I'll make up for the part of a chick.

Discover the secret of living on the diet of rodents in a space as big as coffin!

Don't blame us for her crappy mood.

Well, I'm done making my Christmas list!

An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She...

Every company should have a department of redundancy department. Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. Don't assume...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big...

This week I got a call from the contractor, complaining that the work had been done for a year and I had failed to pay for them. Boy, oh boy, did we go round and round! I told him no one...

(not sure if true or not) There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this,...

Five Jews change the way we see the world.

Yeah, look at him throwing his weight around¡­ just because he's dating the boss's son.

Like all other men, he just wants to get into your stockings.

Whoever said money doesn't buy you love and happiness¡­ never had any.

Bush feels the reading skills in America are well below what he calls acceptable standards.

Never leave a laptop in a blonde's bathroom.