Owning the world is not difficult.

Wisdom comes in many forms, including bumper stickers.

Change banks? I'd rather get a pap smear with a rake.

Would you pass a car with this license plate?

If you look at the picture carefully, after a few seconds, you can see a boat in the background.

Oh, shit, how can I get off the branch?

And blondes wonder why there are blonde jokes.

Goebbels says, "finally, a boardgame worthy of the master race."

This must be awful but true.

"No, I don't want to ask the audience."

Does a car buried under of snow constitute a serious winter?

Now this is weird. So many nude people!

The guy must have been on the computer long so that his cat has to write something to remind him.

Oh, look, I got the sun.

This is why Microsoft calls it windows.

There is nothing like hanging out for a free meal.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail¡­ but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying.

It is a coincidence in nature or made up image.

Bitch means that beautiful individual that cause hardons.

Only the emperor can enjoy the treatment when he is swimming.