Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night; so they created a night watchman, GS-4 position and hired a...

This unrestrained cat, who can watch TV while drinking, is more comfortable than many people.

One night, a torrential rain soaked northwestern Minnesota . The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Olga was sitting on her...

It's too cheap to buy tickets.

This girl is too audacious to expose her red briefs to everyone.

I don't ask for much in a man really. He only has to be tall, rich, funny, sexy,single¡­  

This is probably a night she doesn't want to remember.  

Even the smallest creature, can be on top of the world sometimes.

The last one is the  hungriest and greediest one.

Don't cheat your wife, or that will be your end.

Focus on your goals... just don't get caught focusing.

For corpulent women: Drink a few foster's and you will soon look this sexy and slim girl.

Lesson on picking up women: get their attention by doing a neat magic trick.

When the soldier from his field gets home, do you know what you should do as his girlfriend?

The wedding gown is very sexy and the bride is quite enchanting.

This bar code is my identity card,you can know my personal information from it.

Hello! Let me introduce myself,I'm the best nurse in the hospital.

Have you ever seen this kind of car? where can I buy one?

How sexy the curtains are! what a romantic classroom!

This is must be the most sexy jeans,do you like it?