Arise and shine! It's a fine day today! don't to hibernate.

Don't want to catch me,I'm an agent mouse.

The man must like his job very much at this time.

Don't make mistake! It's only a man's upper arm.

Hi! trust me,please.I'm only a living coat-hanger.

Dad,the telephone line is too short,I took a pair of scissors and cut it.

I will break out of the egg on the instant.

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute #1 (SIGN) "What would you like to do?" Mute #2 (SIGN) "I don't...

Beer never changes its mind.

Life isn't actually like a box of chocolates after all. It's more like a jar of jalapenos... What you do today may burn your ass tomorrow!

Let us remember the miserable day forever.

You know it's going to be one of those days when ¡­

Oh, my God, please bless me forever.

A scary view of Grandma looks like as seen from a baby's perspective.

Hi, come down. It's very dangerous.

Wild berry now comes with a free cat in every box.

Don't learn from him to be such a brave man who takes a risk for a bet.

Do not be fooled by this picture. Two seconds after the image was taken and the kitten was never to be found again.

I think I just watered myself.

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. ...