A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. After searching for 20 minutes for his parents he finally found a policeman. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" ...

A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while the priest turns to the rabbi and asks, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?" ...

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in...

To his surprise, he got some unexpected thing.

How beautiful a cow it is!

It is told that the Coca-Cola is very delicious so that I have to taste it.

Mamma, this is the present I prepare for you on Mother's day.

Oh, this young girl is dribbling on her shirt.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your...

An airplane was going down and everybody knew they would crash in the ocean below..... A rich lady takes off all of her clothes and puts on every diamond she has on her body! The passengers...

"The eight Saddam body doubles are gathered in one of the bunkers in downtown Baghdad. Tariq Aziz, the deputy prime minister, comes in and says, 'I have some good news and some bad news.' They...

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when...

How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. 3. Both mark their territory. 4. Neither tells you what's...

1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear 5....

A guy sitting at an airport bar noticed a very attractive woman sitting next to him. He thinks to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant! But I wonder which airline she...

A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and...

Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Real Women - If you over-salt a...

A man moved into a nudist colony. He received a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in...

Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together & were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the...

Oops,my god. These men have big breasts and show them.