This car must be the cutest car in the world.

You know your life is messes up when only unfathomable things happen to you.

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by...

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled...

Well, you definitely have leg room now.

The man's tattoo on his head is really freaky.

So you are a bull fighter, but can you do this.

How can the man do that?

Santa Claus is still a real man.

The word on the license plate gives me the reason.

Some people take signs too literally.

A slut will sleep with anyone, but a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

There were these three bees trapped in a hive. The first one went up to the third bee and asked does she know how to get out of the beehive. The third bee said, ¡°Suck my dick and I'll tell...

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye. ''What on earth,'' she inquired of the...

We could mate¡­but then I'd have to kill you!

I am sure everyone can think of a few people to use this on.

What a classic of the nature it is!

If this isn't enough of a hint, I don't think what is.

I want to know if the vultures feel the buffoon tastes good.

The cat thought this was the mother of all mouse chases.