The lord of the car must be very satisfied with his nude woman on the car.

These cats are waiting for their lunch now.

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven ... which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised...

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the  was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My...

The most attractive in the picture must be the sexy girl.

In a rare moment of candor, Washington insiders discuss their penis sizes¡­

Now, you know what's wrong with Saddam.

The most dangerous driver in the world is the one that wrecks his car before he even leaves his driveway.

If this really happened, it would not surprise me one bit.

A clear reminder that you had drunk too much the night before.

You know it is cold when oiling.

Can you hear me now?

From his expression, we can see that the smoky man must feel very bad.

It's too bad that I parked my car under a big tree.

There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow...

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Oklahoma. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and...

In fact, devil is made by ourselves.

This kind of weather really is fucking cold.

When they are creamy on the inside it's time to change the wrapper.

Some asshole poured fabric softener in the bird bath.