Camp of sadistic children

Just in case you were wondering.

Makes doggy cleanup look like a walk in the park.

What are you going to do when nature calls?

  Raise your hand if you're terrified.

Can I find hoeny here?

That's what friends are for.

The result of continued budget cuts.

Why cats have nine lives.

Coming to a street corner near you.

  Is this some sort of medieval torture? 

  Technology addiction starts at an early age.

  It's tough getting older.

There's no question who he's rooting for.

  Why can't we all just get along?

Unlimited human abilities

  Yo! Need More milk?

  He's easy to find when you're done shopping.

  Keeping America safe from terrorists.

  Somebody call child welfare!