do Romanians wish they were Italians?

this picture is right before i helped the little birdy get the food. little birdy : 1 , pigeon : 0

If hannah montana fell to her death, 90%of americans would be crying, 9%would be laughing. If your the 1% that pushed the dumb bitch, give this comment a thumbs up because hannah montana is a...

Ohhhhhh! My god! The cool Chair!!!!!  

Guys, he learn that  at a young age.

looks like the car is going down on a european woman.  

Dad,I told you not to use my shirt!!!

Fish: Ooooooh!! I cas see my house from here!!

how the hell did she even get into the car???

  this is how the horse flu's gonna start...

The dog is like: RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Guess what! Fat Ben is dead, I killed him with double barrels of vengeance! I grew tired of his shit.

she devote her whole life to ... Solitaire.

what a little cute Darth!

It will be replace Ronald McDonald as the new mascot for McDonald - Fastfood dog.

you can play billiard on this portable pool table with your boss in office.

he didn't finish his cereal!

Don't touch solitaire at work!

potato face looks so sad. it's a sad potato.

If you buy a heart shaped pizza for your girl friend. It means she's either imaginary or inflatable.