No matter how determined you may be, no matter how great your patience, true wisdom comes with the acceptance that some goals will forever remain beyond your abilities... like teaching a...

Humo Magazine's shamefully offensive ad reminds us that the most tragic event in our nation's recent history is but weeks away!  Most nauseating ad for a magazine ever? Mission...

They do it differently in Africa.

I tied my shoes all by myself.

This guy is ture American.

That mushroom is about to see things that will scar him for life.

not as cool in real life!

Nature's Rocket.

Demons, Nazis, Ninjas, Zombies, One size fits all.

Animals looking incredulous, and most probably responding to something outrageous you just said.

Barbie's horse seems to be getting a little too big for it's trailer.

 Brazilian subways have installed "priority seating for obese people," with helpful color-coding. Weird, I thought everyone in Brazil looked like Gisele.

Personification of the Internet. I wonder what Welaf would look like?

Toilets piss on you.

how he did it

Best place on earth to lose your parents.

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies." - Gene Hill

Something tells me it would be quite painful for a man to make the mistake of trying to use this female urinal.

The Doritos packaging in Asia makes the garish font and metallic bag that we're used to look subtle. This depicts an allegory of what these chips are about to do to your tastebuds.

Rescuers worked for 3 hours to get a baby elephant named Stinky out of a drain hole. If you look closely, it looks like Stinky is crying! I don't think I've ever wanted to hug something so...