An Irish man walks out of a bar..............Hey, It could happen

I hear some rich guy wants to build a tavern at the top of Mount Everest. Talk about raising the bar high!

the skeleton walked into the bar and asked can I have a beer and a mop

a man was at an unnamed bar when the bartenter said "if you can come up with a name for this bar, i'll give you a free drink." The man was drunk, so he said "Lucys Legs."...

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of...

1. You've named that purple elephant that follows you everywhere. 2. Vision Imparment goggles don't change anything. 3. You earn 30$ by counting your money again. 4. You use your beer belly...

Three guys were talking in the local bar. The manager was so sure that its bouncer was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him.The challenge was that...

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says,“Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiter would beat the...

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is...

There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half an hour. Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...

Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him."This place is great, isn't it?" he asks. The second man,...

Our lager,Which art in barrels, Hallowed be Thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we...

A guy goes into the bar with a carrot in his ear.He orders a drink.The bar tender wants to mention the carrot but decides against it. On the next day, the same guy with a carrot in his ear goes to...

The fellow walked into a bar he had never been in before and ordered a drink. He then asked the bartender if he enjoyed dumb-jock jokes. The beefy attendant leaned over the bar and fixed a...

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch.He asks,"So, how did you...

A man was explaining to a friend how he managed to get home the previous night." I was doing just fine until I turned into my driveway", he said."And then what happened?""Someone stepped on my hands!"

Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors.When it is Guinness...

Three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman who had been friends from childhood. The reason: They all had a terrible stutter and always felt a lot more at ease in each other's company...

Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: "Whew, it's windy today!"Two: "No. Today's Thursday!"Three: "So am I! Let's go to a bar!