A famous blond actress and her husband are going to meet an American. However, her husband has forgotten the young man's name. Later, the young man asks for an autograph. She asks, trying to be...

What do you call a circle of blonds? A dope ring. What do you call a circle of blonds at the bottom of the ocean? An air pocket. What do you call a line of blonds standing ear to ear? a...

Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.

A blond lady was taking a shower one morning and when she was done washing her hair she took the washcloth and washed herself. when she was done, she stepped to the left brought back her arm and...

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a toothbrush? A: You don't lend a toothbrush to your best friend.

Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it

1. Your mother tells you "if you're not in bed by 12, come home." 2. Your idea of safe sex is locking the car door. 3. You open your car door to turn on your bedroom light. 4. You...

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally...

A blonde one day goes to her regular plastic surgion. He says to her what can i do for you i have done everything that is can be redone i even did your ears. She replies well this is kind of...

A blonde one day went to the eye doctor.She complained to the doctor that she couldn't see and was having a hard time driving because of this.He then told her that she would need glasses.The blond...

A police man was on duty when he got a complaint so he went to go check it out. The complaint was that a sport car had not moved from a corner and was holding up traffic. When he got there he...

A blond walks into a restaraunt and asks for fish and chips. When she sees the fries on her plate she says "I asked for chips, not fries!".

A blond is in math class. The teacher says "We are going to be learning about pi (3.14) today. Does anyone know what that is?". The blond says "I do. I made a cherry one this...

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different...

1. But everybody looks funny naked!2. You woke me up for that?3. Did I mention the video camera?4. Do you smell something burning?5. (In the back seat of a car) And they say romance is dead...6....

1. We can get laid anytime we want.2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.3. We piss sitting down so it's easier to pass out on the toilet when you're drunk.4. We get out of speeding...

A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take...

She is so blonde that it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."