How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.She kicks the car door open.

Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?A blonde electrician.

What's the difference between a blond and a brick?When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around.

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby.One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital.He held her hand as she went...

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he...

It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.And since it was...

A blonde co-ed is looking at a bulletin board and she sees a piece of paper that says, ''Ocean Cruise Only 5$.''She pulls the piece of paper off the wall and goes to the address listed on the back...

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, â€Å?1, 21, 21.ââ‚?A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing.They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the...

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?A: They're both screwed on their back.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were...

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?"Would you like fries with that?"

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?They both have a black box.

What is the difference between a blond and a 747?Not everyone has been in a 747.

What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?They're both empty from the neck up.

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?A vacant posession.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...

What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Harley at the side of the road?One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's...