What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?They both get screwed on the front of a Ford.

What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?Not everybody has been in a limo.

What's the diffrence between a blonde and a mosquito?When you smack mosquito it stops sucking.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?Spot.

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm.She passes a person who asks, ''Where did you get that?''The pig says, ''I won her in a raffle!''

Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?In the morning a rooster says,"Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo.

A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.The blonde replied, ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day.The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him"Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up.The blonde asked...

A blonde and a both jump off a cliff at the same time. Which one will hit the bottom first?The brunette, because the blonde has to ask for directions.

What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?Bucket seats.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why did the blonde throw her clock out the window?A: So she could see time fly!

What do a blonde and your computer have in common?You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?You only have to punch information into a computer once.

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant.The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant,...